fivestupidboys:

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

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harrystylesdildo:

Getting a birthday card from your grandma without any money in it

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thecrimsonbird:

me as Rapunzel. photo by thelittlestbat
hellyepp:

somethingmorex:

Smh


The relevance of this

sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

"I’m not sure why people dislike receiving drunk texts. you’re the only person they’re thinking of when their brain can’t function properly"
(via hefuckin)